Thank goodness for libraries! I wouldn't read nearly the amount of books that I do if I had to actually PAY for them all. I love browsing through the big library downtown and picking up all types of different books: foreign cookbooks, photography and art books, travel guides, novels and biographies, funny books by famous comedians, books about history and psychology and technology. Not even to mention the DVDs and CDs and audio books...
* I have recurring nightmares about public restrooms
I don't have them too often, usually when I am stressed or anxious about something. I always have to pee so bad I literally can't stand it, and the public restroom is always disturbing in some way. Sometimes I am looking desperately around a huge dark restroom and there are lots of stalls, but none of them have actual toilets in them. Sometimes it's a giant crowded restroom with toilets sitting out in the open. One time I dreamed I was in an empty abandoned house, in an upstairs room like a bedroom but with a toilet right in the center of the room, and a rusty clawfoot tub in the corner with a dismembered body in it. One time I dreamed that I was in a plain generic office building, and the restroom was a big room of Victorian antiques, filled with fancy end tables with doilies and little figurines on them, and somehow those were the toilets and I was expected to pee on one.
Don't bother trying to psychoanalyze my freaky subconscious, I clearly have privacy issues. The funny thing is, I almost never have bad dreams, but when I do it is ALWAYS about a public restroom.
* I know all the words to the 70's song Ariel by Dean Friedman, and often sing it in the shower
I can't sing, of course.
"She was a Jewish girl. I fell in love with her.
She wrote her number on the back of my hand.
I called her up, I was all out of breath, I said,
"Come hear me play in my rock and roll band."
I took a shower and I put on my best blue jeans.
I picked her up in my new VW van.
She wore a peasant blouse with nothing underneath.
I said, "Hi". She said, "Yeah, I guess I am."
It's a cute song, about a guy who meets a girl named Ariel, she comes to see him play in his rock and roll band, they go out to Dairy Queen, then they go back to his house and have spaghetti and talk into the night. Did I mention that I can't sing?
"She was a Jewish girl. I fell in love with her.
She wrote her number on the back of my hand.
I called her up, I was all out of breath, I said,
"Come hear me play in my rock and roll band."
I took a shower and I put on my best blue jeans.
I picked her up in my new VW van.
She wore a peasant blouse with nothing underneath.
I said, "Hi". She said, "Yeah, I guess I am."
It's a cute song, about a guy who meets a girl named Ariel, she comes to see him play in his rock and roll band, they go out to Dairy Queen, then they go back to his house and have spaghetti and talk into the night. Did I mention that I can't sing?
* I do not wear deodorant or antiperspirant, ever
When I was a teen I tried, but they all gave me rashes (I have bad allergy-skin). So I gave up, and... nothing. I kept waiting for the terrible stinkiness to start, but it never did. I have literally asked every boyfriend I have ever had to smell my armpits, and they have all assured me that I smell fine. Even during my unshaven hippie feminist phase. I am not stinky. Maybe it's all a big marketing ploy, and nobody needs to wear deodorant! Damn those giant deodorant corporations. Down with the man, fight the power!
I can second the fact that she doesn't stink. But it's odd that she always wants me to smell her armpits.
ReplyDeleteBut what if the stinkiness just hasn't kicked in yet??
ReplyDeleteNope you're just lucky or something ( *jealous* ) because if I go more than 3 hours after waking with out deod - eeeesh. Not a good thing :P
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