Become poised, unselfconscious adult woman who behaves correctly in all social situations, and does not spill food on self
Go to Paris
Maintain swingy haircut with regular trims, instead of letting it grow just out of fascination at how mutantly fast it grows
Always wear sophisticated, matching underwear/bra sets
Become Kung Fu master
Behave as adult, not flopping into chair as a teenager; also do not make unattractive "oof" noise when getting back up from chair
Get new job that is creative and well-paid
Remove nail polish promptly at first sign of chippage
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